I was feeling fancy today on my grocery-shopping afternoon, so I drove past my usual Broadway Fellini Kroger and to the Nike-shorts-and-visor-wearing-soccer-mom Bearden variety instead.
I wandered into the natural
and organic food section and found some dairy-free Cherry Amaretto Coconut Frozen Dessert.
It is disguised as ice cream, but is in fact not
ice cream at all so I can eat it, which is good...because I just ate a
whole pint of that delicious poser ice cream stuff.
It is hot as a fire